youngstero:

nothing in this world is as shameful as throwing your own green shell in mariokart, having it bounce against a wall and then come back and hit you it’s honestly what dr. frankenstein must have felt like

keyser-soze-98:

freckledemma:

Japanese text book

THIS IS SO PERFECT

canadumb:

I don’t get why you all obsess over this show

Anonymous

one time I was at work (a convenience store) this guy asked to use our bathroom. he started to head for it once I gave him the keys and he asked if he could have a magazine to read. but none of the regular magazines were good enough, he only wanted semi-pornographic ones. as fucked up as it seems, I gave them to him because he seemed old and feeble and I was really tired so fuck it, I guess. later it turns out the guy died while jerkin it from a heart attack. The worst part is I wasn't even supp

nosdrinker:

I think tumblr ate the second part of this message but this is so wild it doesn’t even matter

banderboucher:

The third in a trilogy 

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

spookygoo:

I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

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meladoodle:

hey you guys i saw this crazy hidden message on tumblr lol

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